6/10/07

Kuffs (1992)

Christian Slater (George Kuffs), Milla Jovovich (Maya), Tony Goldwyn (Ted), Leon Rippy (Kane)

Directed by Bruce A. Evans (Mr. Brooks)

Plot: Christian Slater dances shirtless with Milla Jovovich in her underwear and unlikely police scenarios abound.

This was much funnier when I was sixteen. I must have watched it with Stacey at a sleepover, coz I was not exactly hip on teen movies back then. Slater had great hair. Really perfect. And he broods beautifully, like when his brother is in the hospital. But that's it. Oh, except for the message. The film has a message, something like stay in school or women rock or get by in life with great hair. And by way of trivia, it was Ashley Judd's first film -- no lines, but she cringes and looks upset. Otherwise, a complete and utter bag of wee. I lament the possibility of Mr. Brooks being any good.

1 comment:

Fang Bastardson said...

It's funny, but your first line is all I remember from seeing this film: Christian Slater dances shirtless with Milla Jovovich in her underwear.

MmmmmmmMilla!