8/31/09

Italy #10

When last we left my intrepid story, Keven and I had just bid a fond farewell to his family. We were leaving La Marche, bound for Rome. The train ride through the mountains was beautiful, and I got to see much more of the countryside then when Valentino's father drove us and I slept most of the way. After some confusion at the train station--we had expected the proprietress of our bed and breakfast, Julia, to meet us there, when in fact she was going to meet us at the actual bed and breakfast--we settled into our room.

Julia knew we were in town for only a brief amount of time and showed us a guerrilla-style tourist approach to the city: where the underground was and how it worked, the location of major attractions, and when they were open. Because the Vatican Museum was going to be closed on Sunday, we made that our priority. We packed only what we needed and set off on foot. It was misty, later turning quite hot, but very good weather for sightseeing.

Before we found the entrance to the underground, we stumbled upon a church called Basilica di Santa Maria degli Angeli e dei Martiri, off the Piazza della Reppublica. I say "stumbled" because it wasn't on any of the tourist maps, and yet it was utterly beautiful. This just shows the depth of historical and cultural landmarks available to see in Rome, that a church any other town would consider its centerpiece is just something we saw on the way to the subway. Inside, I saw my favorite piece of art from the entire trip--and keep in mind I saw original works by Michelangelo, Picasso, and Rafael. Called "Angelo della luce," the haunting angel was unveiled in 2001 by sculptor Ernesto Lamagna. I sat and looked at it for the longest time. Such movement! So creepy!!

We arrived at the Vatican shortly thereafter, grateful that the Roman underground is easy to use. American and British college students were hawking tours that guaranteed we'd be inside the Coppola within a matter of minutes, rather than hours. Somehow this seems like a scam so we stayed put in line. Turns out we were right; we did the entire tour from top to bottom in a little over three hours without needing to pay any extra tour fees.

Let's just say that St. Peter's Basilica rocks. It is absolutely unbelievable. The size, the ornamentation, the history--incomparable. (Although, having given the Washington Monument a hug, I must note that St. Peter's obelisk doesn't top George's huge phallic goodness!) Did I mention that I had broken my toe during our last day in La Marche? It was swollen like crazy, and I was wearing flip-flops to get around because I couldn't wear shoes. So when we climbed to 551 steps to get to the top of the Coppola, I did it barefoot. Vatican dirt on my soles!

I'm fine with heights. Keven is not. So he sat in a corner while I took pictures from the top of the Coppola. The claustrophobia of climbing up inside the dome, with its arching stairways and very tight corridors, did in his head. But how could I climb all that way and not take pictures??

After descending all 551 steps, we found ourselves in the main cathedral. I had worked as a docent for a Vatican exhibit in Cincinnati several years ago, getting to know the history behind this great building, but seeing it in person was overwhelming. And there were the random bits of Michelangelo everywhere!

After a lovely, quiet, shaded lunch of pizza and ice cream, we headed over to the Vatican Museum, which houses not only every work of art ever produced ever, or so it seemed, but also the Sistine Chapel. You could tell it housed the Sistine Chapel because just about every room in the museum had an exit sign that said "Sistine Chapel" with an arrow. It was sort of like all street signs pointing to Rome! But after our 50th room of art, we were beginning to doubt its existence.

As an indicator of where Keven and my interests intercede, and where they do not intercede with those of the general public, we spent a great deal of time in the Vatican map room. This is a colossal hallway with 25 foot ceilings, along the length of which were floor-to-ceiling maps from the papacy of Urban VIII. We spent ages trying to identify what we were looking at, why the geography and armaments would be portrayed in a particular way--where history meets geography and politics. The tour guides zipped on past us, probably under a time limit to get to the mystical Sistine Chapel! But we were studying maps. Here we found our new sister-in-law's hometown, Cerreto D'esi.

Eventually we reached the Sistine Chapel. And yes, it was breathtaking. There are no words to describe the magnificence of what Michelangelo accomplished. However I will apply the following words the experience of being there: loud, crowded, chaotic, and exhausting. I was reminded of our visit to the Louvre in Paris when several hundred people crowded around the Mona Lisa. The touristy "I came, I saw, I took pictures" phenomenon stole some of the grandeur and added a great many headaches. We soon moved on, which seems unfortunate.

After another hour of priceless works of art, we were done in. We found our way back to the underground and got off at the Spanish Steps. It just so happened that a local fire brigade was giving an outdoor concert, so we bought some gelato and settled in with the rest of the appreciative audience. Later, after getting cleaned up, we headed out for dinner. I must say that the farther we got from La Marche, the more "American" the Italian food became. It was still good, just not unforgettable. At the end of our exhausting, priceless day, we slogged home to the bed and breakfast and crashed.

Two New Ilsa-isms

From early this morning, while taking Keven to work:

Ilsa: "What's unique again?"
Me: "When a thing isn't like anything else. You're unique."
Ilsa: "Yeah, because most girls like ponies and princesses and ballerinas and stuff like that, but Juliette and I like extinct animals. That makes us unique girls."

And later that afternoon, after a trip to the Milwaukee Public Museum and seeing an IMAX movie on ice in the solar system:

"But space can't just end. What would be after it? Maybe it starts over again."

She's gonna be a doped-up hippie thinking deep thoughts, or else a doped-up philosopher thinking deep thoughts!

8/30/09

Save the Last Dance for Me

The Harry Connick Jr. version of "Save the Last Dance for Me" has pretty much ruled my last few days. That, plus a pair of tracks off Imogen Heap's new album, Ellipse: "Aha!" and "2-1". I'm not sure what either of those two mean yet, but they make the hairs stand up on my arms. Excellent stuff.

Too bad "Save the Last Dance for Me" was written in 1960. It's a little outside of my 1940s kick, but it gives me smooth, sweet, romantic vibes. Yay Harry!

You can dance
Every dance with the guy who gives you the eye--let him hold you tight.
You can smile
Every smile for the man who held your hand 'neath the pale moonlight.
But don't forget who's takin' you home
And in whose arms you're gonna be.
So darlin' save the last dance for me.

Well you can know
That the music's fine like sparklin' wine--
Go and have your fun.
Laugh and sing,
But while we're apart, don't you give your heart to anyone.
So don't forget who's takin' you home
And in whose arms you're gonna be.
Oh, darlin', save the last dance for me.

Baby don't you know I love you so?
Can't you feel it when we touch?
I will never never let you go.
I love you oh so much.

Well you can dance,
You can carry on till the night is gone
And it's time to go.
If he asks
If you're all alone, can he take you home--
You must tell him no.
Cause don't forget who's takin' you home
And in whose arms you're gonna be.
So darlin', save the last dance for me.

8/27/09

The Black Spot!

Uh-oh. Someone doesn't like Hopi...and has been watching The Muppet's Treasure Island. Hope he isn't too scared of his imminent demise.

Birthdays

Today Juliette came to the conclusion that there are not enough days in the year for everyone to have their own birthday. So we went through and looked at who was born and who died on her birthday. The deaths, to me, are most memorable because we sat--Keven more comfortably, me in intense labor pain--watching the news come in about the plane crash that took the life of Paul Wellstone (D-MN). It was a blatant, rather humbling example of how one life comes in as another goes out.

But what I hadn't realized was that on that same day in 2002, mathematician René Thom, who won the Fields Medal and developed the Catastrophe Theory of the singularity, and legendary film actor Richard Harris (who was quite the looker) also died. Weird enough, three years earlier in 1999, another plane crash on October 25 took the life of golfer Payne Stewart. And two years later in 2004, a heart attack took the life of one of Keven's idols, legendary British DJ John Peel.

As for the births, she's joined on October 25 by Georges Bizet, Pablo Picasso, Minnie Pearl, Bobby Knight, James Carville, Nancy Cartwright (voice of Bart Simpson), actor Adam Goldberg, and singers Ciara and Katy Perry. As for events, she's got the Battle of Agincourt, the Charge of the Light Brigade, the Battle of Leyte Gulf, the Cuban Missle Crisis, the invasion of Grenada, and even the October Revolution in Russia!

I wonder if all the military stuff happened because it was the last opportunity for a major Northern Hemisphere engagement before winter set in. Hmmm. My birthday sucks by comparison. I only get blockbuster summer releases when May 22 happens to fall on a Friday. Well, let me check. Maybe awesome stuff and famous people are evenly scattered through the year.

Events on May 22: indictment of Aaron Burr for treason (not as noteworthy as when he shot Alexander Hamilton), departure of the HMS Beagle with Charles Darwin on board (not as groundbreaking as publishing On the Origin of Species), initial trips on the Oregon Trail in 1843, start of the first modern Olympiad in 1906, the Wright Brother's patent their airplane (not as awesome as the first flight), the signing of the Truman Doctrine (thanks!), Johnny Caron's last time on "The Tonight Show," and the discovery of Chandra Levy's remains. I have lame and depressing stuff! Just about the only good thing that's happened on May 22 was that Annika Sörenstam played on the men's PGA circuit in 2003, but she wasn't even the first woman to do so (Babe Zaharias).

Births: Richard Wagner, Mary Cassatt, Arthur Conan Doyle, Laurence Olivier, Harvey Milk, Georgie Best, Dale Winton, Naomi Campbell, and Apolo Anton Ohno. Deaths: Victor Hugo and lots of other people I don't know. Maybe not all days are created equally noteworthy...

What do you have? Use Wiki to look up your birthday and share your cosmic awesomeness or lack thereof.

8/22/09

Montreal: Whoa, Baby!

I love the Montreal auditions for SYTYCD. They really seem to have a culture for dance there, and tons of men doing yummy Latin ballroom. Watch these links quick before Dick Clark and his evil minions take them down: Gessuri Gaitlan doing some absolutely sick contemp, which made Mia Michales propose to him; the Dailey twins, who make Jean-Marc cry (not so hard) and make Mia lose her train of thought because of their awesomeness (much harder); and Camille Norton, who does hot, hot, hot interpretive rumba with last year's Top 10 dancer and just-short-of-smug cutie, Danny Arbour.

I feel sorry for the other fantastic contestants in Montreal. They were all pretty spectacular but were totally outshone by these amazing performers. Bring on the finals! And the US show had better shape the hell up. There's some seriously mental competition just north of the border!

Getting Back to (Summer) Normal

On Wednesday, I took the girls to our local water fountain park. The marble and concrete steps are about two feet high, like seats around an amphitheater. Fountains shoot out of the lowest level where concrete animal statues and 5-ft climbing rocks become very slippery. (This is the best picture I could find--tiny, but you can sorta make it out.) Can you see where I'm going with this?

The place is a &@#^!% nightmare. This year, I insisted that we would not go to the fountain until I found suitable shoes for the kids. Running barefoot on slipper wet marble is just, well, a lesson in Darwinism. So equipped with crocs and sunscreen, we set out. We got an entire hour of harrowing fun out of the trip before Ilsa slipped off one of the two-foot steps and clunked down on her face.

Cue crying, scrapes on her temple, and a goose egg bruise above her left eye.

No more water fountain park. Never again.

Later that evening, she was feeling much better and insisted on going to the last day of swimming. They're closing our branch of the YMCA as of today, in favor of the new Borg-like branch waaaaay out among the western suburbs (pictured), so we're losing out pool. Very upsetting. The downtown branch has been a staple of life here for something like 60 years. But the people who use it are mostly poor or old, so of course they don't need it. Assholes.

Ilsa was running on very little energy. She was still recovering from her procedure the day before, and her head looked like she'd stood beneath a falling anvil. It's probably a miracle that she lasted as long as she did. By the last three minutes of class, it was all crying all the time. Then her mood briefly improved as she waved and laughed, saying, "Goodbye, pool, for the last time."

Cue more tears!

Dinner was barely consumed before she collapsed into bed. Thursday and Friday were calmer. We stayed in. I cleaned like crazy on Thursday, intent on ridding myself of the mundane chores that've been building up--all before school starts in 11 days. Yesterday we had Eleanor and Lydia over for our weekly kid exchanges. I swear they've become like cousins, everyone having their particular role as just-short-of-siblings.

Later this afternoon, Juliette will be attending a birthday party for a girl she's never met. I know that sounds weird, and my initial thought was, "That's weird." But it makes a kind of sense. The girl is going to be in Juliette's first grade class and doesn't know any of the other students. Her mom decided to invite her soon-to-be classmates. It benefits Juliette, we decided, because she gets an afternoon out with Keven at the bowling lanes and will meet future classmates. She keeps a mental tally of the girls she already knows, so this will only help reinforce her positive thoughts about that big first day.

Afterwards, we'll be going to The Melting Pot down in Gurnee with Josie & Brad, so that means more cousin time together for our girls, this time with an intrepid high school babysitter at the helm. Mmmmm...fondue. I haven't had fondue in AGES. Really looking forward to it. And tomorrow I head to Chicago for my meeting with the other Broken Writers, when we'll celebrate how my friend Liz passed an incredibly hard certification exam and how I survived Ilsa's procedure.

Good times.

School. It's coming. Juliette's orientation is on Monday, followed by an ice cream social on the 30th to welcome everyone. In the meantime, my WIP feels like a Lamborghini accumulating revs just before tearing off down a straightaway. (Can you tell I've been watching lots of new "Top Gear"? Hi, Hammond!) It's all there, waiting, if I could find two moments of peace to rub together. Oh, and I've changed my hero. Again. But this time it completely works. He's perfect.

In the meantime, I'm off to watch the two episodes of SYTYCD Canada I've missed. The problem with relying on other people for online vids is, well, waiting for them to post!

8/19/09

Ilsa Update Revised

OK, so I had a big long post written about Ilsa's medical procedure yesterday, and I've decided not to post it. Let's just say that even a five-year-old needs some privacy. Suffice it to say that's she's fine, we all got through it, and we'll know more about her eventual diagnosis when we go back for a follow-up in September. Sorry for the vagueness, but I didn't feel comfortable with being too public.

8/16/09

Golf Nap

It wasn't the most ideal golf nap in the world. The temperature was too hot and the humidity too high, so that meant AC rather than open windows and breezes. I couldn't get comfy on the couch, mostly because I was sharing. And it ended all too soon, as most naps do. But...it was a Golf Nap and therefore one of the universe's divine pleasures. Until next April, when I'll see you again in Augusta.

Tomorrow will be grand fun. It's 5-yo colon cleanse time! We're locked and stocked with Jell-o, popsicles, and all manner of innards-cleaning goodness. I probably wouldn't blog about it at all if she were a few years older. I'd feel a bit more protective of her sanctity as an autonomous being. Even with Juliette I'd be hesitant because she's entirely too aware of embarrassment for her age. But not Ilsa so much. Plus I'm terribly apprehensive about the whole ordeal. So I blog. I'm looking forward to 48 hours from now when it's all over.

8/14/09

Weekend Change of Plans

We were supposed to be driving to Bowling Green later this afternoon. A friend of mine from college was set to get married tomorrow. Unfortunately, her 25-year-old cousin died earlier this week and services will be held today. The wedding has been postponed. I'm heartbroken for her and her family. To go from expecting such a wonderful event to preparing emotionally for a dear loved one's funeral...that's quite a turnaround.

The occasion was going to serve as a reunion of sorts for college friends I haven't seen in 11 years, so I really hope everyone will be able to make it out to Ohio when they reschedule.

Our weekend, therefore, has suddenly opened up. Josie and Brad will be watching the girls this afternoon while Keven and I head out to see District 9. It's running an astounding 94% on Rotten Tomatoes, which is just amazing for a sci-fi movie by a debut director. It'll probably only do half the business that GI Joe did last week, which will make me despair for humanity.

Keven and I are midway through season one of "Battlestar Galactica" and enjoying it a great deal. (Note: My enjoyment has nothing to do with Jamie Bamber. Nothing.) In watching "Star Trek" and "Doctor Who," I always get the impression that everything will be okay. Exploration is limitless, humans are flawed but resourceful, and there is always adventure to be had. Let's just say that I don't get any such impression from "Battlestar." Instead, I hold my breath and wonder what horrible, soul-jerking event will happen next. And I bet it doesn't get any better! That's me, trippin' to the dark side.

I've also started watching SYTYCD CA2, which premiered on Wednesday. Can never have too much SYTYCD! Canada has so many amazing dancers. My friend Maya made the point that, in relation to their population, this is particularly noteworthy--especially because, in her words, "Canadian Idol" is apparently a vast disappointment. Bring on hot Quebecois guys who can Latin dance!

Yesterday, I took the girls down to Lake Michigan. It was about 85° and sunny, with only a light breeze. Perfect beach weather! I had a research book I was plowing through, and they had their new-found love of all things water. We were probably there three hours. They would've stayed until dark. The only challenge about beaches, however, is the cleanup afterwards! But it was worth it to get my reading done in peace while they worked off some of their DVR-induced jitters.

Oh, and if you're not subscribed to my Yahoo loop, you're totally missing out. Just sayin'. OK, I'm off to do, um...stuff?

8/13/09

1940s Hit Parade

Harry Connick Jr.
For reasons not unconnected to my current project, I've been listening to a great deal of music from the 1940s--and FYI, I count Harry Connick Jr. covering old standards as perfectly kosher! I feel like that scene in The Talented Mr. Ripley where Matt Damon, in order to perfect his role as a high society boy, repeatedly listens to jazz music until he finally begins to identify performers, tunes, and styles. But trust me, I'm not planning on killing anyone--at least not real people.

Soaking in these tunes, I've come to notice a few overriding and not entirely surprising themes, although one does puzzle me. I've included links to those I can find. They're all standards that have been performed through the years, so not every link is from the 1940s.

Bing CrosbyFirst: Saying Goodnight. Perhaps because it was highly inappropriate to suggest morning after breakfast plans in a 1940s courtship song, a great number of tunes reference saying goodnight. In "Give Me Five Minutes More," the male singer asks for those extra precious minutes before they must part. Another variant has to do with falling asleep when a loved one is far away. Bing Crosby (above) did a take on the country tune "I'm Thinking Tonight of My Blue Eyes" (the link is Gene Autry), Harry Connick covered "Goodnight My Love (Pleasant Dreams)," Helen Clare and Harry Leader performed "Goodnight, Wherever You Are" (the link is Rosemary Clooney), and many artists sang "Auf Wiedersehn, Sweetheart," although Vera Lynn (below) was probably the best known.

Vera LynnSecond: The Future! This is by far the most dominant wartime theme. Everything has to do with the singers' plans for a postwar future. "(There'll Be Bluebirds Over) The White Cliffs of Dover," set to the old tune "Barbara Allen," is very poignant:
There'll be love and laughter
And peace ever after
Tomorrow, when the world is free.

The shepherd will tend his sheep
The valley will bloom again
And Jimmy will go to sleep
In his own little room again

There'll be bluebirds over
The white cliffs of Dover
Tomorrow, just you wait and see.
"My Blue Heaven" references an ideal home life, as does "You'd Be So Nice To Come Home To." "I'll Be Seeing You" is about a woman who glimpses her lover in everyday things, while "I'll Walk Alone," "I Don't Want to Walk Alone," and "I'll Never Smile Again" make promises of fidelity as they wait for a better day. "When They Sound the Last All Clear" and "We'll Meet Again" are pretty obvious, and although the sentiment behind "We'll Gather Lilacs" is very sweet and innocent, I think it's a secret wartime code for "we'll have lots of sex."

Third: The Military Perspective. "A Boy in Khaki, a Girl In Lace" is as adorable as the title, "I Met Her on Monday" references the speed of some wartime courtships, and "Ma, I Miss Your Apple Pie" is also a metaphor for missing the States. "Love Letters" and the holiday-themed "White Christmas" and "I'll Be Home for Christmas" will jerk your heart out.

One of the silliest and cheekiest of these, probably intended to leaven the horror of sending a child to war, was "If A Grey-Haired Lady (Says How's Your Father)." Here's a sample of the lyrics, between two British men, to give you the gist:
DAD: You're going across the sea, my lad. I wish you luck, my son.
SON: Thanks, Dad.
DAD: You've got a great big job to do--a job that must be done.
SON: Yes, Dad.
DAD: If you should meet a lady there, who I knew years ago--
SON: Yes?
DAD: Just give her my kind regards.
SUNG: If the grey haired lady says, "Don't tell your Mother!"
That's Mademoiselle from Armentieres.
Jimmy Stewart as Glenn MillerJimmy Stewart as Glenn Miller (left)

Last: International, Baby! So many songs feature references to faraway places, such as "The Last Time I Saw Paris," "Moon Over Burma," "Mexicali Rose," "The Caribbean Clipper," and "Mission to Moscow." While all of this is understandable, what baffled me is the use of German lyrics in popular tunes, such as in "Auf Wiedersehn, Sweetheart." Unless this is another example of wishful thinking about the future--"You'll be over the Rhine soon, my love, and picking up a little German while you kick Jerry ass!"--then it seems odd to include lyrics sung in the enemy's language. I can't imagine that happening with Arabic today, although I'd love examples if you have them!

Can you tell I'm having fun with this?

8/12/09

Blame Sid

"Sid the Science Kid" is a relatively new show on PBS. It follows the adventures of young Sid as he discovers new basic concepts in science. The format, as with most kids' shows, is always the same: Sid has a problem or question over breakfast, his mom looks up something on the internet to half-way address the concern, and then she suggests that he follow up with his teacher.

Sid rides to school with his mom and sings, "I love my mom, uh-huh, my mom is cool--but now it's time for school!" He meets with his friends who all repeat their same introductory songs each time. Sid proceeds to learn more about his sciency question. They do "rug time," some sort of Laugh-In parody, show footage of real-life kids working on the same science topic, and complete an experiment, and then Sid gets a ride home with his Grandma. He asks something like, "Do you know about electricity, Grandma?" And she babbles about electricity from when she was a kid, or whatever.

It's all fairly nauseating.

The cloyingly perfect awesomeness of his life is well beyond anything Disney ever came up with. At least Disney killed off a few parents for drama now and then. Even the make-up of the family is pitch-perfect PC, in that the mom is voiced by a black woman, the dad is voiced by a white dude, and Sid adores his baby sibling. He also has a vaguely Asian friend and a vaguely "slow" friend who is purple (but why??).

So why do I let the girls watch it? Well, it's actually quite masterful at approaching science topics in a kid-friendly way. Even the 9-yo daughter of our friends preferred watching Sid to anything else Juliette and Ilsa had saved on the DVR. She was too grown up for "The Backyardigans" and scoffed at "Blue's Clues," but she sat and watched two episodes of Sid.

Then I woke up this morning to find the girls hard at work on this:

Yup, that's a fully functioning pulley. I had no hand in it. They built it after waking up, quietly designing it together in their room.

So I guess Sid and his nauseating life can stay.

8/10/09

Speechless with Awesome!

I received these ten priceless beauties in the mail today. I've never had bound galleys before! To clarify my lingo, these are bound, uncorrected proof copies of SCOUNDREL'S KISS to be used for promo purposes. But I'm certainly keeping one for myself. They're just too incredible for words!

Now the trick is to think of something way super nifty to do with the other nine. Any ideas?

8/7/09

And Now for the Ladies

As promised, here's the casting call for my female lead. I wonder about a couple of things. First, I never said that this was a "period" romance. It could be from any era, from medievals on down, but many of you recommended vintage Hollywood actress that reflect my WWII setting. I put it past none of you! Second, there's a ton of variety here, and I actually received more suggestions than for the men. Maybe because women make male recommendations based on who they fancy, as opposed to women where it's more open?

Anyway, my heroine is in here. Names at the bottom.

Valeria Golino, Toni Collette, Rhada Mitchell, Rachel Weisz, Rachel Griffiths, Merle Oberon, Marion Cotillard, Lauren Bacall, Keira Knightley, Katherine Ross, Katherin Hepbrun, Kate Beckinsale, Georgia Moffett, Gabrielle Anwar, Emily Watson, Christina Cole, Barbara Stanwick, Ava Gardner, Anna Friel, Amy Adams.

SYTYCD Wrap-Up

I don't know that I have too much to say about last night's finale. The routines selected by the judges seemed to have been pulled out of a hat. If I squint and think hard about it, I can kind of make sense out of some choices (beyond the obvious stunners like Mia's addition piece, or audience faves like Cancer Dance). For example, the "Mad" routine with Philip and Jeanine was 1) a decent example of Tabitha & Napoleon's work, and the least embarrassing they came up with this season, and 2) one that featured the return of Philip, also in a non-embarrassing way.

I didn't think at all that Evan would go home during that first cut because he arrived on stage wearing his outfit for the Butt Dance. I couldn't imagine them making him dance that immediately after having been cut, so the suspense was gone entirely. I was glad to see that he held his freeze position in the Butt Dance this time around, even though the cameras' constant shifting lost the simplicity and power of the choreography. Less is better, people!

Was I the only one who wanted to see Lil'C all dolled up with the other judges for their guest appearance during "One"? He would've looked snazzy in a white tux! Good to see that Adam Shankman still has some awesome sharpness to his moves, as opposed to Mary who just posed and smiled. And speaking of sharp moves, I loved seeing the footage during the Top Four's rehearsal with Wade Robson. He is still a wicked good dancer and, especially while the others were still learning the routine, he kicked their asses.

I wonder if Cat realize that, from the chest up, her dress looked like she was wearing nothing more than a white bath towel. She's been dressing herself this season, with the stated intent of making an impression. Well, impression made. But not necessarily a positive one.

I found Talia's performance the most interesting for many reasons. My intense dislike of her does not, apparently, transfer to her dancing when provided enough distance from her personality. She didn't talk, she didn't smirk, and she did a nice job with Sonja's awesome routine. A pleasant surprise! But I was expecting more guest appearances! From the build-up, did anyone else get the impression that season 1-4 winners would show up? And I had held out a tiny hope that maybe Nico and winners from other international contests might also appear...to no avail.

Anyway, I know they wanted to feature Brandon and Jeanine in a dance together--triumph of the final two--but we just saw that paso the night before! And I wasn't all that impressed the first time! Overall the finale very much kept with the tone of the season: competent, uncontroversial, and vaguely pleasing. I was glad Jeanine won, but I wouldn't have cared much with any result.

8/5/09

Two Observations

First, while trying to get a splinter out of Juliette's foot, I said two horrible things: "I need more light" and "Wait, I have to get my glasses." Dammit.

Second, despite Juliette's sponge-like memory and current fascination with prehistoric fauna, I don't think she has the temperament to become a scientist. (Yes, it's time for more Science Talk featuring random pictures of Jeff Goldblum!)

Here's how it went: Juliette wanted to look up Mesothelae, an ancient extinct family of spider. We did, only to find out that Walking with Monsters got their facts wrong. What they'd thought was a spider as big as a human head was later identified as a sea scorpion. Turns out no spider was ever that big, and Mesothelae never lived like tarantulas as depicted in the film. Whoops.

So while on the Wikipedia page about "mistakes in the the 'Walking with...' series," we also found out that Argentinosaurus was likely not the largest sauropod, Ornithocheirus was not the largest pterosaur, and Spinosaurus was probably the biggest carnivore--not Giganotosaurus. She started to cry. The problem with her personality is that she very much wants to be right. Constantly. She wants to know the definitive answers. This is not the right attitude to have as a scientist. She took it personally that these facts were wrong, and I found it impossible to convince her that the source material was at fault, not her.

Hell, I'm still getting used to the idea that dinosaurs might have had feathers. As children we learned about eight species in total, and they were all two steps shy of being alligators. But information changes. And I'm old.

I tried two different methods to illustrate the problem with her thinking. I said, what if I taught you how to spell your name, and you got it right, and then I kept making "new discoveries" and changed it on you? JULIETTE. Nope, it's JULIETE. Nope, sorry, it's YULIETS. I also mentioned how she and Ilsa have been learning our telephone number and address. However, what if we moved? The old information would no longer be valid, but the fault wouldn't lie with her memory.

She can't be held accountable for the ever-changing nature of scientific discovery, but in her early childhood fact-collecting brain, her "mistakes" are embarrassing and difficult to justify. So she cries. And nothing I can say gets through. Ah, my darling, we shall dance this dance for many years, I'm afraid.

8/4/09

Easy Company

I'm over at Unusual Historicals today talking about "Band of Brothers," men, and forms of address. It all makes sense in context. Trust me.

Ladies' Night

My dad requested that we undertake the same sort of talent search to cast my heroine. I already have an actress in mind, but a) I've used her before, and b) this could be a fun experiment. I enjoyed seeing the variety everyone came up with for my heroes, so lets give it a try.

She's in her early 20s, born to middle-class comfort in the south of England. Although she would claim she's a thrill-seeker, she actually indulges a fatalistic streak born of loss. Both her parents and her fiancé have been taken by war. She's clever and well educated but has no genuine fondness for books or philosophical discussions. She'd rather spend her free time at a club, honing her time-tested ability to laugh and drink and dance the blues away.

I won't show you my current working picture, and I won't tell you anything about what I have in mind for physical characteristics. I'm curious to see what you come up with. Let the hunt begin!

8/3/09

You've Entered the Matrix

This is just about the coolest ever picture of Keven and I, taken by his godfather, Roy. It looks like we've stepped out of the Matrix to interrogate his Mum. Ian said he regretted not having worn his sunglasses at that instant, which would've completed the awesome sci-fi tableau: "Take the red pill, Linda!"

8/2/09

The Joy of Men

Well I must say that I appreciate everyone's suggestions for casting my new hero. I received recs on this blog, Twitter, Facebook, e-mail, and my own Yahoo group, so the variety was immense. So much tasty male goodness, old and new, sent my way!

Below I've compiled my preferred best-of-the-best pic of each celeb. Although I'm not going to tell you who I've chosen--and yes, he is in there--I thought you might like perusing the combined suggestions as much as I enjoyed playing mental games with them.

I love my job.

Here they are, in no particular order. Names listed below.


From top to bottom: Mark Ruffalo, Taylor Kitsch, Paul Newman, Nathan Fillion, Tim Daly, Robert Mitchum, Josh Hopkins, John Garfield, Ed Westwick, Hugh Jackman, Eddie McClintock, Chris Pine, Christian Bale, Kyle Chandler, Jon Hamm. And yes, some of them are not American, but they get paid to act, right??